Spaghetti Wordsmith - Colin Mann

Everyone‘s Going Green?

It is now fashionable to be P C seen to be green
And join pretend politicians with aging soap queens
They say the state of the world is now cruel and obscene
We must reduce CO2 and keep the world clean
Be responsible learn the jargon
Control gases and reduce all the carbon

The do-gooder have all had their say
The worlds ‘ not doom and gloom and painted grey
The future is bright and not what it seems
The doubters depressed into pessimists ‘ dreams
Thoughts stuck in their heads and cannot be moved
CO2 gases are fantasy, this has been proved

Our prudent chancellor never relaxes
Needs no excuse to increase taxes
To cut pollution is my main aim
And stop cheap holiday by aeroplane
Holiday markers to the sea they fly
I will price them out the sky

Road tax / fuel increase I will make drivers poor
And really sick if they own a 4X4
He has squeezed the motorist till it hurts
Off the backs he’s had their shirts
The motorist completely fed up and out of luck
As more tax he squeezes from a sitting duck

The sitting duck a tax payer most highly rated
With red tape and cameras now constipated
Persecuted rigid from foot to head
Now over stuffed and completely dead
Now the exchequer out of luck
He’s squeezed to death his golden duck

More and more taxes he intends to glean
He makes the excuse it’s because he’s green
Tax everything his latest wheeze
Charge by the square metre the air we breathe!