X-Factor strikes back as Dudley's Wagner is evicted

Pronunciation irrelevant, Cowell is never likely to get either Wagner

 Bosses of X-Factor have taken swift and spiteful revenge against ousted contestant Wagner Carrilho, who was evicted from the New Faces rip-off show on Sunday afternoon.

Black Country hero Wagner was voted out by the millionaire judges in spite of a huge groundswell of support from ordinary people. The Black Country singer had recently become a bookies' favourite to win the competition and X Factor boss Simon Cowell expressed open relief as Wagner lost the sing-off against rival Mary Byrne.

Cowell is said to have been increasingly worried that the 54-year-old singing karate instructor from Pensnett in Dudley, was going to win the £1 million record deal.

After the vote Cowell said “why I am happy with the decision is because there were people out there trying to derail this show for different reasons and what has happened tonight is that we have put this show back in the hands of the public.”

Worried looking Cowell was referring to groups he sees as conspirators out to wreck his modern day Opportunity Knocks format, such as the 20,000 members of the Rage Against the X Factor Facebook group.

In the two days following Wagner's eviction, the former Leasowes Community College teacher has been efffectively snubbed by the television shows which normally interview departing X-Factor contestants, sparking theories that power-obsessed Cowell is extracting his own conspiratorial revenge against the show's critics.

One local Dudley based fan told Spaghetti Gazetti "Simon Cowell was never likely to understand either of the famous Wagners. After all, one was a monumental creative genius with profound character flaws and controversial political and philosophical ideals but whose influence on European culture will be both debated and celebrated throughout the centuries ...and the other one was into music".